Steppin' Out

Okay, this is Nick. I just wanna say, that it's my party, so we don't give a mutha fuck it's my birthday.

Just kidding. Well, I give a fuck, but you know what I mean.

I just wanted to come on here, cos me and Jimmy are gonna go out and tear this mutha fucker off. Booyah.

Okay, Jimmy is sitting, er standing with a Smirnoff, impersonating Sean Connery and his mom, and having a good time. Of course, arguging, actually having an intelectual conversation regarding that I did not clarify who's mom, even though, I stated, being this is Nick typing, "his mom." Now we are talking about pronouns, and I- Jesus Christ my head is spinning.

Okay, and now he is going on about Orgazmo. Jesus and I love you Joe. Well, that's nice, but we'll all have to answer to Jesus, that fairy.

I'm not going to hell though, but a happy place. A special place. Full of special people. With a good fairy named Jesus, gives me lemonade, freshly squeezed, shaken, not stirred. And dear God, this IS the weirdest blog I've written.

And to clarify, I can talk about me and J.C. cos we down and shit. You dig? w0rd mutha fucker.

Okay, seriously though, admist the giggles and weird typings, and Jimmy FINALLY realizing I am typing this on his blog, we are going out to Arlington Cafe to see Joey Blayze. Check it out y'all y'all check it out!

Signing off,

Nick (and an already on his way there with 1 Smirnoff Jimmy)

:) Colbert

Stephen Colbert is not dead. I was just joking. I was in a weird mood, I was on Lisa's internet and suffering from withdrawal from mine. I don't know why, but after watching his This Week in God segment on mocking deities, I jus thought it would be really funny to post that. I'm sorry Mr. Colbert, and anyone who believe me.

Anyway, I now have internet back, but I haven't been able to get Netscape to connect, although I have no idea why. I blog on Explorer because this site doesn't really work with Netscape, but I HATE Explorer and refuse to do anything else on it. Please stay tuned until I can get into my e-mail.

Also, house warming party on Friday night of labor day weekend, first Friday in September! Mark your calendars!

Qop!
"Jesus and I love you, Joe."
"Jesus and I love you too Lisa." ~ Orgasmo, when the Mormon couple ends their phone conversations